Crystal Goblins

Josiah was bored, so he amused himself with setting the table.  He first set it with plastic dishes. Then, exchanged all the plastic for our fine china.  He put teacups and goblets at each place, except Hannah and Judah.  I walked over and asked, 'Practicing to get promoted to First Footman?"  We had recently been watching Downton Abbey.  Hannah walked over and lamented, 'Why don't I get a goblin?  Everyone else has one!"  We broke out laughing, and Hannah started to cry.  We explained her mistake to her.  Imagine, drinking from a goblin! Scandalous!